I came up with this the other night, then Pickwick emailed me my horoscope for this week. I had to do it.
This is the beta test of Euphemismic the simple game where you, dear reader, come up with the funniest and most original euphemisms. 'Tis simple as leaving a comment and sending an email.
Think of your euphemism and write an anonymous comment on this post. Email me the euphemism so I can find out who wrote it. You can be as crafty as you wish.
If you're the first person to write a comment you can wait till there are others. I will do my best to avoid knowing who wrote what comment, so be sure to label the email you send as Euphemismic.
The prize will be something spectacularly lame.
Hope this is fun!
First phrase to think of a euphemism for is:
Remember. I said original, so 'kick the bucket' is out!